BHORU PJS...

simply amazinggg....

1) Smoking>
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution




Heart Attack

Matlab






DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
























Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.>>>lecture ke baad use bhookh>>>lagti hai. so>>>he goes to the canteen. canteen>>>mein gattu ek pav leta hai.>>>jaise hi woh>>>pav khane ke liye uthata hai to>>>dekhta hai ki uski plate mein>>>"jannat" likha hai.>>>To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai>>>ki gattu jiska>>>lecture attend karke aa raha hai!>>>, us proffessor ka>>>naam kya hai???>>>guess>>>scroll down for the answer>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>..>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>The answer is>>>Ishq Ki Chhaon.>>>Jinke "Sir" ho! "Ishq ki Chhaon">>>"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi.... hahahahahaha















guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. Hewants to take a bath,>but he hasn’t got a soap and there is no wateranywhere around…>>what can he do?>>>>>>>>>>->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c(constant of integration)>Using the lux soap he will take bath in the ‘c’.















one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile>his call gets cross connected to some other lady.Theystill keep on>talking..they start liking each other..and finallythey get married.>what MORAL do u get???>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>..>An IDEA can change your wife.















>ek baar teen ants jarahi thee.......>to unhein cheenee(sugar) ki bori milti hie to pahleedo cheenti to usmein >se>cheenee ke dane utha leti hei but ek nahi uthatibatao kyu ...........>>>>kyunki>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kyunki>>>>>>use sugar ki beemari thee
















>Other than being fruits, what is common between anApple and an Orange?>>>think......>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>socho socho>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>the answer is ..........>They Both Are Not a Banana !!














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