Bhoru Song Competition ("_)

Dedicate The Song To Underlisted Bhoru Members:-

1) Mr Varun Nanda : smells like teen spirit...(or any Nirvana's song is made n meant only for "THE Varun nanda")(pretty)


2) Mr. Karan Monga (Wassup) : kisi baat par main kisi se khaffa hu....of Amitabh Bachan(pretty)


3) Mr. Balli (The Bugh) : kyu paisa paisa karti hai...of Akshay kumar (pretty)


4) Jazz Rai (Hanji Veere) : I' m blue..I'm blue...by Eiffel 65(pretty)


5) Kalu (Lets Click Some Pictures) :


6) Ponda (Thodi Ji Te Pee Hi Lende Aan): yaaron mujhe maaf karo main nashe mein hu......by pankaj udaas.........(pretty)


7) DSP (Veere Koi Veham Thodi Hai) :


8) HRH Mann (Je Jatt Bigar Gaya) : yaari hai imaan mera yaar meri zindagi ........(pretty)


9) Preeti (Mein Cute Hun Na) : small town gal......(pretty)


(Please edit the post for your suggestions,Suggest the song in front of respective name with your name the final decision will be made after 15 days)

Bhorupedia ("_)

Hi

अब बारी है Bhoru ज्ञान बांटने की इसका नाम रखा जायेगा भोरु पीडिया. इस ऑनलाइन ज्ञान के सागर को अपने भोरु ज्ञान से भरने मैं सहयोग दें और इस में नयी नयी बातों को जोड़ते रहें. अभी तक का जो संग्रह है वोह कुछ इस तरह है :-


1) Punjabi (Hindi) to English


(अ) Kar Lo Gheyo Nu Bhanda = do the oil to the utensil


(ब)  Baaar Meee Paen Laga Hai = Outside, I am about to TAWA (hindi of Pan is TAWA)


(क) Basssssss..Bahut Ho Gaya Pyaar = enoughhhhhhhhh.... much love has happened...


Contributed By :- Shri Shri Balli (The Bugh)


(a) Accha Ek = Gud One 


Contributed By :- Miss Preeti 


(a) How U Doin = Tum Kaise Kar Rhe Ho


Contributed By :-Chimpu

Time For Some Bhoru Shayari

 Here I present some Bhoru Shayari by some of our esteemed members


1.) Mr Jazz Rai (Hanji Veere)


lo v fer mitro.....aah pesh karan ja reha haan....
aah zara gaur karna...



jawani ko zindagi ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathar ko chaman ka majhdaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hai duniya ka yaaro....
Ek dhoka hai jise hum sab "PYAAR" kehte hain...


2) Shri Shri Balli (The Bugh)


(a) ladkiyon k pyaar mein log haste hain aur kai rote hain...

ladkiyon k pyaar mein log haste hain aur kai rote hain........





NA HUM YAHAAAN KHOTE HAIN??????????? ("_)


(b) jassi ka call center mein naam tha JAZZ PARKER........

please note..

jassi ka call center mein naam tha JAZZ PARKER........








poocho na poocho mujhe kya hua hai teri baahon mein aakar,................................

(c) man, yesterday i went to see parkirma they were really rocking......

man, yesterday i went to see parikrma they were really rocking.............






mere daddy undertaker DEAD MAN WALKING..............
("_)

(d) pyaar k naam pe deti ho tum khauff.....

pyaar k naaaam pe deti ho tum khauffffffff....





fuck off fuck off fuck off...!!!

(e) angrezi mein, zyada to kehte hain more aur kuch ko kehte hain some....

gaur farmiye..

Angrezi mein, zyada ko kehte hain more aur kuch ko kehte hain SOME................






bin tere sanam is jahaan mein bekraar hun, dum da dum da DUM.....

3) Karan Monga (Wassup)

(a) MERI BAARI !!!

            ARZ KIYA HAI ............

            dil mein chubhi sui .....

            (gaur farmaaaiye ga janaab)

            dil meinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn , chubhi suiiii..

            

             OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI 

                              

                       ("_) (_")

4) Shri Gaurav Nanda ji (Guest Bhoru)

अरे हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा,
गैरों में कहाँ दम था.
मेरी हड्डी वहाँ टूटी,
जहाँ हॉस्पिटल बन्द था.

मुझे जिस एम्बुलेन्स में डाला,
उसका पेट्रोल ख़त्म था.
मुझे रिक्शे में इसलिए बैठाया,
क्योंकि उसका किराया कम था.

मुझे डॉक्टरों ने उठाया,
नर्सों में कहाँ दम था.
मुझे जिस बेड पर लेटाया,
उसके नीचे बम था.

मुझे तो बम से उड़ाया,
गोली में कहाँ दम था.
और मुझे सड़क में दफनाया,
क्योंकि कब्रिस्तान में फंक्शन था.

5) Chimpu

arz kiya hai... aatma chhod gyi shareer puraana..


gaur farmaaiye.. aatma chhod gyi shareer puraana




didi tera devar deewana.....

Yet Again The Major Question Arises

GEET KAHAN HAI????????????????????

(Edit The Post For Your Answers)

pretty: Sales Target poorey karne gayi hogi.......(hehehehehhehe...........:-P)

BHORU PJS...

simply amazinggg....

1) Smoking>
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution




Heart Attack

Matlab






DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
























Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.>>>lecture ke baad use bhookh>>>lagti hai. so>>>he goes to the canteen. canteen>>>mein gattu ek pav leta hai.>>>jaise hi woh>>>pav khane ke liye uthata hai to>>>dekhta hai ki uski plate mein>>>"jannat" likha hai.>>>To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai>>>ki gattu jiska>>>lecture attend karke aa raha hai!>>>, us proffessor ka>>>naam kya hai???>>>guess>>>scroll down for the answer>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>..>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>.>>>The answer is>>>Ishq Ki Chhaon.>>>Jinke "Sir" ho! "Ishq ki Chhaon">>>"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi.... hahahahahaha















guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. Hewants to take a bath,>but he hasn’t got a soap and there is no wateranywhere around…>>what can he do?>>>>>>>>>>->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c(constant of integration)>Using the lux soap he will take bath in the ‘c’.















one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile>his call gets cross connected to some other lady.Theystill keep on>talking..they start liking each other..and finallythey get married.>what MORAL do u get???>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>..>An IDEA can change your wife.















>ek baar teen ants jarahi thee.......>to unhein cheenee(sugar) ki bori milti hie to pahleedo cheenti to usmein >se>cheenee ke dane utha leti hei but ek nahi uthatibatao kyu ...........>>>>kyunki>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kyunki>>>>>>use sugar ki beemari thee
















>Other than being fruits, what is common between anApple and an Orange?>>>think......>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>socho socho>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>...........>the answer is ..........>They Both Are Not a Banana !!














NA HUM YAAAAAN KHOTE HAIN????????????????????????????????

A new release in India... WORLD CUPP 2011 (REVIEWS)

Review: World Cupp 2011 is torture
MovieWorld Cupp 2011
DirectorRavi Kapoor
CastRavi Kapoor, Manisha Chetterjee, Ehsaan Khan, Zakir Hussain, Suresh Oberoi, Vineet Sharma, Prem Chopra


Halfway through, you wonder whether to sob or smile. World Cupp 2011 is a torture for sure; but as the saying goes -`it’s so bad, it’s good’. You also wonder how such films get funded, guessing that it’s probably the debut hero’s family that has supported the film. Turns out this film on cricket is a one-man show. The leading man himself is the one responsible for producing, directing and writing this picture. So there, that explains plenty.
Ravi Kapoor plays Ravi Indulkar, captain of the Indian cricket team. A rising star on the sports horizon, he and his unscrupulous teammates throw away a match for a hefty fee from the betting mafia. They get caught by a reporter and are banned for four years. They sooon get drunk that night and take refuge in a relative’s place. Indulkar’s parents who are constantly glued to the TV couch are shocked in the melodramatic manner of Hindi movies. Mom sheds tears and Dad going redder than a tomato, suffers a heart attack. The son is thrown out of the house for being a gaddar (traitor). The girlfriend, a pretty actress drowned under an avalanche of pink make-up, too shows him the tough love. He mopes some more; pretty much the standard expression throughout the film.
We now move four years later when the ban is to end. Mom is still sobbing and dad is still bedridden. The kid brother looks exactly the same age. Coincidences happen at every turn. The nincompoops arrive at the same party as the ex-girlfriend and the team coach. So he picks up a guitar and first serenades the girl, now resembling a sparkling chandelier, singing something like `My heart says to me, baby’.
He then moves on to the other table where he disturbs the coach’s dinner and asks for another chance to play for the country. The coach agrees and all the five players are reinstated back. We then see some silly shots of the team training as the background score hollers, `we are the future; we are the pride’. In the next match the team loses, and this time without even trying. The dad who was bedridden pops it, the mum goes hysterical. The girlfriend becomes the team’s physiotherapist - told you it was funny!
Now comes World Cupp 2011 (their spelling). The media interviews people like `sarkar’ (an actor wearing a robe and beads) and we see `D’, a top don manipulating the order to letting Pakistan win. Meanwhile, some more fun happens on the side; Indulkar decides to become an honest player and gives a sermon about patriotism to the gold-laden local dealer. Then his girlfriend gets kidnapped.
There seems to be no attempt to make a good picture here. The writing is massively clumsy and the direction doesn’t convince or immerse you for a second. Acting is uniformly bad, barring performances by the senior actors. Music is forgettable. The makers just seem to want to capitalise on former successes like Lagaan and Jannat, and sail through. But the fact remains that for every sports film success, there have been plenty of failures. The audience isn’t about to go watch a below-par film just because it talks of their favourite sport. Not worth your time.
Verdict: One star...?????

this just had to be here....

You know you’re In Chandigarh When...Description:

0.) You cross the 'Open Hand' either entering from Zirakpur or Panchkula (opp. Fun Republic)

1.) University elections become more important than MLA, MC elections (SOPU, PUSU bruuahh)
2.) Explaining Gehri to outsiders becomes a tough task
3.) 'Uphill' can only be understood by you
4.) You always have a 'pind' to go to every month
5.) Kaimbwala requires no further defining
6.) You always have a separate budget (after buying a car) for bigger tyres, alloy wheels, stereo, woofer
7.) Shopping in guys' vocabulary refers to buying daru from Jugnu Ahata and soda, glasses from any confectionery
8.) Names like Neelam, Nirman, Kiran, Jagat, Batra, Piccadily aren't just names but entertainment centres
9.) Car-o-bar refers to drinking with glasses on the dickey of the car in sector 8 market late at night
10.) Paranthe wale is the chefs who come out late at night at sector 16 to make paranthe and chai for late night partygoers
11.) Abbreviations like GCG, MCM mean a lot without knowing their full forms
12.) Guys speak in loud Punjabi when a group of girls passes by and girls start speaking in English every time a group of guys passes by
13.) The city seems too slow and dead and everyone heads to Delhi
14.) The traffic cops start the challan drive in the last week of March to end the year in good numbers
15.) Everyone has a 'massi' in Canada, and a 'bhua' in UK
16.) Once upon a time Valentine's Day meant tractors on Gehri route and speeds of only 5 km/h
17.) A new year's bash is incomplete without a fight
18.) Any party is incomplete without a fight
19.) Everyone has some political connection
20.) Stu C is more popular with non students
21.) You are proud of being from a particular school and a passive member of its alumni group (YPS, Vivek, Sna, GNPS, Carmel, SJOBA etc.)
22.) Going to the dog show at Leisure valley means checking out the girls more than the dogs
23.) Owning a Bullet while still in school is an achievement
24.) Spending upto Rs 2 lacs on number 1 for a car's number plate does not raise any eyebrows
25.) Kinetic Honda scooter is referred to as Kiney and Bullet bike as Bullt
26.) You are proud of being a Punjabi
27.) 'Mallo Malli Khadak Piyan' sticker is found on many cars
28.) Guys are called by their surnames, (Brar, Sidhu bai, Dhillon) and followed by "Kiven aa, Kidaan!!"
29.) 22g, 62 is only understood by you
30.) You are shocked to find out when someone doesn't drink and is a vegetarian
31.) Many ppl are 'vella' when asked what they do
32.) Everyone's been to the Rock Garden and hate to show it yet again to family friends/relatives from other cities
33.) One hand, while driving, is on the 'much' and the other on the steering wheel
34.) Everybody knows everybody
35.) Every new party place has the same old faces
36.) A new car, bike etc. first comes to the Gehri route n later to the gurudwara or mandir
37.) Coke and Pepsi come in small 'Sheeshee'
38.) Your every sentence has a " Ma Di" or "Bhen Di"
39.) Anyone and Everyone has had food at "Pal Da Dhaba" and "Giani Da Dhaba (Dharampur)"
40.) Desi Ahatas are officially called "TAVERNS"
41.) Everyone has heard the song "Chandigarh kare aashiqui" by B21
42.) Bikers are challaned even if the pillion rider is not wearing a helmet and girls are allowed to ride without one.
43.) While in school everyone waits for tuition time to finally talk to the special person (not in a uniform)
44.) Panchkula and Mohali-ites don't mind being called as Chandigarhians
45.) Very few ppl know about the Mosque in sector 20 and the Church in sector 18
46.) Most ppl have been challaned more than once (for speeding mostly)
47.) ... And most ppl have gone to the district courts in sector 17 to get their challans cleared (as it is cheaper than paying the fine at sector 29 police lines)
48.) A good lookin car turns more heads than a pretty girl
49.) Girls conversing in english (or trying to) are usually referred to as "yankan" or "jhankan"
50.) The "Gehri-on-foot" (à la sector 35 CCD lane, sector 17) becomes more popular
51.) Girls hated it when the school uniforms became salwar kameez instead of skirts at one time
52.) Almost everyone gets phone calls (at odd hours) from drunk friends living abroad telling them how much they miss the city
53.) When random punjabi words are a part of your english vocabulary!!...for example...khup, kaim, and panga
54.) Hot Millions was the local Mc Donald's where everyone has eaten their first pizza, burgers, shakes etc.
55.) Tribune Chowk is the most prominent and convinient landmark
56.) Mohali is downtown
57.) Open Jeeps and Yamaha 350s run side by side BMWs, Audis and Porsches
58.) People can be seen early morning going to Nada Sahib bare feet
59.) Everyone is proud of Abhinav Bindra and talks about his early days like they knew him
60.) 'Tota' does not mean a piece or a bird but a 'yankan'

"Those best days"--Six months training

1. First and foremost a hassle free life, nothing to worry about...time,money,anything, thanks to my frns..
2.Got all the time in the world to be with my friends....
3.All those Nite-outs, illegal stays at friends' place( Thanks to KARAN ),partying any time,drinks n blah blah , the list goes on....
4.All the time pretending every1 busy n doing nothing creative (nothing at all....except dreaming....ha-ha)
5.All those good morning wishes when getting up late in the afternoon and being absolutely laidback without any strain on our precious brains......:-)
6.Missing my friends when they all left me ( kamine abhi tak busy hain n still askin for more time to reply).
7.Those unplanned trips, of course most of them are still a secret from my parents......shhhh....not to be disclosed....:-)
8.And those planned trips which i planned 3 months earlier than the start of my training....are still hanging somewhere in the cyber space as future plans as i couldn't carry them out till now.......bummmmmmer.......he he.
9.Will definitely miss DELHI n GGN which really enriched my life with an eternal experience, but undoubtedly i'll be back there soon. as it seems i am being recalled.....
10.will miss some characters who came in my life for a short time but left a great impact on me. such as TAU,MISHRA JI,GOGO,JOGI.....11.
LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST I'LL MISS MOST OF THE DELHI RADIO STATIONS WHICH STOOD BY MY SIDE DURING MY LONELINESS....AND DID NOT LET ME FEEL ISOLATED from the world :-) and let me go MAD...

Moods Of Norway

On one fine Saturday morning,Norway as seen from my room's window

The flag post is waiting for somethin..............

Sun is trying to make its way out

The way to Home Sweet Home......................

Only For Balli

This pic is especially for balli as he was the one to click the masterpiece........................


JUST FOR YOU

Rest Everyone is the same just the extreme left is BALLI

C'garh LiTe.......:-))

Time For A New Begining ("_)

So here i mark the beginning of a New era................

WELCOME TO THE ELITE BHORU CLUB

So Here Are The Current Members For This Elite Group

Starting From Left Prince(Nahi Not The Well Fame Guy)
Karan (Wassup)
HRH Mann (Je Jatt Bigar Gaya)
DSP (Veere Koi Veham Thodi Hai)
Ponda (Thodi Ji Te Pee Hi Lende Aan)
Me
Jarri (Program Ki Hai)

Den The Other Majors Who Are Not In Dis Pic
Balli (The Bugh)

Kalu (Lets Click some Pictures)